Abner is Ned’s new roommate. He has come from England to spend a semester in an American college. He wants to be an engineer when he graduates. He does not get along with Ned at all! Abner needs to clean his room exactly four times a week, not counting dusting on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Ned refuses to clean his room at all. Abner spends most of his time with Missy and Abby. They’re his favorite American girls.